Killer Biscuits

Imagine standing in a hospital and having a woman rush into the ER screaming she’d been shot in the back of the head while driving her car. Take it one step further and picture her holding a handful of cream colored goo, hysterically claiming that it was her own brain matter.

Obviously, doctors and nurses would rush to help the woman, only to discover that she was unscathed, the gunshot she’d heard was a tube of biscuits in her back seat popping open, and the goo was the dough of said biscuits, which had splattered the back of her head.

Did this really happen? Only according to an urban legend told on the internet. Still, it’s funny to think about how something so simple, like a tube of biscuits popping open, could trigger so much confusion and hysteria.

Unfortunately, that’s how job hunting feels today. There are so many positions posted with so little information. You can send out a hundred resumes and never hear back. It can feel like a mad scramble to complete dozens of interviews and then wait months to receive feedback.

That’s not how we operate at Commercial Finance Consultants. We are in constant communication and will help you move effortlessly through the process. Not only can we match you to a job that will help you move forward in your career, but we can also present you directly to the one making the hiring decisions.

If you’re ready to take the most concise route to a new position, then give us a call today!